i'm pretty sure i am going to end up in england for good within five years. i am also pretty sure that my first stop upon stumbling onto the isle will be here:

that's where the ladies known as tatty devine sell their plastic jewelry that makes my heart beat faster. i found them through a link on the duke spirit's myspace page and have been click happy ever since. their prices are quite high for what it is (plastic), but you're paying not just for style, but deliciously pompous british humour as well.

don't ever let me walk in there.